"What can I say? I'm very chairlike."
--Renata

"Geocurti! I choose you!"
--Megan... or maybe it was Renata

"If my name was Nidorina, I'd become a ballerina!"
--Renata

"S&M Salvage and Marine"
--Random sign

"He's a Mirk!"
--Megan, referring to Curtis being half Mimi and half Mark... don't ask...

"I smell Rent!"
--Renata

"I want a bumblebee dance!"
--Renata

"She's a Maggiebot!"
--Megan, Re: Maggie's Over The Moon

"It was a Floydian slip!"
--Renata

"This has 100% of my vitamin C, so I won't die of scurvy!"
--Renata, Re: Hawaiian Punch

"Mmmmmm. . . anti-scurvylicious!"
--Renata

"No! I want YOUR autograph!"
--Curtis

"Be same!"
--Megan, Re: our "Besame" shirts (It's Spanish for "Kiss Me")

"Every moo counts!!"
--Maggie, during OTM "Raindrop, safari of four, your adventure is about to begin. please report to the elephant."
--Lady at Rainforest Cafe

"Has anyone seen a Curtis Cregan? Anyone?"
--Megan

"Curtis doesn't have a crust!"
"Well, he is cute as toast..."
--Megan and Renata

"Yaaay! I didn't lock myself in the dressing room!"
--Renata (Shut up, the door was sticky)

"If I were Curtis, where would I be?!"
"Oh, we need to find a black turtleneck store!"
--Renata and Megan (It was a joke, we're not really stalkers...)

"Aw geeez! I was only off by 103!"
--Random guy at lotto

"So, you want a jukebox? Well, so does everyone else!"
--Renata, responding to random jukebox-requesting sign

Curtis: "You and your foreign languages... hrmm... Yo soy... tengo cubanos!"
Renata and Megan: "Yaaay! *applause*"
Curtis: "Danke, danke shoen!"

"Espanol es una lengua muy skanky!"
"Yes... muy, muy skanky!"
--Megan and Curtis

"In cyberland, we only drink *drumstick snaps* SHIT!"
--Maggie, during OTM

"Ah, you want a picture with the beautiful Marcus Chaney!"
--Bart

"See, the problem with lotto is that random yuppies with cellphones....wait, I have a cellphone, cellphones are okay... Random yuppies with Range Rovers get all the tickets!"
--Bill the merchandise guy's random rant

"Your eyes, as we... ahh took me by suuuuurprise..."
--Jeremy

"Estamos deliciosos!"
--Megan and Renata

Renata and Megan: "Yeah, we're the Curtis Cregan stalker girls..."
Bart(or other random person we're talking to): "That's YOU?!?"

"Satan disregards all that is Mimi!"
--Renata... I meant to say "Saycon"...

"Time fies!"
--Jeremy

"Cheezit crust!"
--Renata

"I have to go bort tonight!"
--Megan... or Renata...

"With avocado oil, for natural fruit emergencies"
--Megan misreading a bottle of lotion

"This is like... the equivalent of... the Rock... going on... as... well... Mimi. Wait, that's a terrible analogy!"
--Renata, explaining the coolness of Dana's first Mimi to her brother

"AHH! We're all starting to sound Minnesotan!"
--Megan

Random teenybopper (to Bart): "You were so great tonight!"
Bart: "Ah, I'm not you you think I am! The guy you want is right over there!*points at Joshua, who wasn't on at all* J-O-S-H-U..."
Joshua: "AHHHHHH! Nooo!"
Megan and Renata: "*evil cackles* Bart! We love your Roger! *hordes of teenyboppers descend*"
Bart: "Aawwww jeeeeeez!!"

"I gotta go out tonight doncha know!"
--Megan, being Minnesotan Mimi

"Ahhh-ooot tonight? What, is she Canadian?"
"Why yes, actually, she is!"
--Random person overheard, and Megan and Renata

"Bart, will you jump up on the ceiling and eat something with your thirty foot tongue? Oh wait, sorry, I confused you with Toad."
--Renata... no, I didn't really say this to him... but dammit, doesn't he look like Toad? From X-Men? You know he does.

"Hrm, I wonder where Bart is? *Bart randomly appears on stage* Hmmmmmm! I wonder where SCOTT is!!"
--Megan

"Gosh, castles are expensive!"
--Renata