"Either pull up your pants or learn how to skate!"
--Renata's mom

"Yeah, I was going to tech auditon for Grease, but I forgot."
"Well, THAT'S no way to become an actor!"
"Yeah, TECH auditioning IS a terrible way to become an actor..."
--Renata, Curtis, and Megan

"So, Collins and Angel are in love with each other, right?"
--Chelle's adorable daughter, Alex

"Canada! Let's spell it! C-eh-n-eh-duh!"
--Brian and Marcus

"You guys waste sooooo much film on me!"
"*gasp* It's not a WASTE!"
--Curtis and Renata

"Renaaaaataaaa, I want a mint!"
--Megan, every 5 seconds ;)

"I want to see Bela Lugosi in a play so badly! ... too bad he died before I was born..."
--Keith

"Ooooh my god, I can't believe your post offices aren't open on Saturdays? What the hell is wrong with this state??"
--Renata

"Jesus, you'll end up with earlobes the size of Kansas!"
--Renata's mom, regarding giant Buddha earrings

"I firmly oppose hills!"
--Renata

"Woooow, Keith looks a lot like Curtis.... OH MY GOD! IT IS CURTIS!"
--Renata and Megan

"Jeremy's such a hard worker..."
"... Like a beaver!"
--Megan and Renata

"Dude, I thought the Christmas wreath was Jeremy!"
--Megan

"Whoa, there's a bunch of middle aged, gay-boi cheerleaders over there!"
"Yeah, they pop up everywhere.... like mushrooms."
--Keith and Megan

"Stef's on as Mrs. C, Pierre's on in my place, Joshua's on as... as..."
"Who?? Whoooo? Roger?! Whoooo?"
"Oh! Gordon!"
"AAAAH!!"
--Jake, Megan, and Renata

"This whole time I've been wanting to touch your pants... but I thought it might creep you out. "
"Naah, everyone wants to touch my pants... go ahead!"
--Shani and Renata

"Well, I saw this and it was sooo cheesy, but then I remembered it was for Renata, so I got it."
"Hey! Are you calling me cheesy?"
--Chelle and Renata

"Let's go to the secret Rentheads meeting spot!"
--Megan

"Hey! The new Jodie is on!"
--Renata

"It's a good thing there are no stairs here for me to fall down!"
--Renata

"Jeremy's shirt was so cool! It said 'Canada kicks ass'!"
"Oh my God! I'm from Canada! And I kick ass!!"
--Megan and Ryan

"Moo! You can have antlers just like Elsie!"
*mouthed* "What the fuck?! Cows don't have antlers!"
--Maggie and Jeremy, during OTM

"Curtis is like the son I never had..."
"You HAVE a son, Mom."
"Oh... right."
--Renata and her mom

"You want to buy a program, eh?"
--Ryan

"You should listen to Stuart Davis!! ..."
--Megan, to every single person she met

"Hi! I'm Cynthia!"
"Hi! I'm Renata! I have a cat named Cynthia!"
--Um... Cynthia and Renata

"I always wanted my own drag queen! Thanks, Keith!!"
--Renata

"Hey Chelle! Nice socks! Going for the Michael Jackson look?"
--Megan

"No really! Jeremy won't mind if you stalk him! Here, I'll help!"
--Megan

"I just want to make a quick announcement, before we begin act III..."
--Matt's BC/EFA speech

"I have a brief announcement... there is a navy blue, Dodge Caravan, in the north lot..."
--Matt's BC/EFA speech again

"Oh dammit, my sweater's trying to mark its territory by covering me with little black fuzzballs!"
--Megan