"I wanted to poke him in the eye! But he probably had a gun, so I didn't."
--Katie

"I was going for the Erin Keaney look, but now she looks like Ariel from the Little Mermaid."
--Renata (Re: The Rent-Barbie coloring book)

"Starninastar!"
"Well... I'm tilderenatatilde, but that's not nearly so catchy..."
--*nina* and ~renata~

"She's what Saycon would look like, if she were prettier..."
--Katie, I think... (Re: Krystal Washington)

"Muffy is a..."
"Name!"
"Um, and..."
"A snob!"
--Kelly and Katie's Taboo All-starness

Renata: "Ladybug, ladybug, your house is on..."
Miriam: "Fire!"
Kelly: "What kind of scaryass nursery rhymes did you grow up with?!"
--Taboo

"It's like a slumber party, but outside and with strangers."
--Renata (Re: rushing)

"That doesn't smell like chocolate! It smells like Barbie!"
--Katie

"Barbies are really chewable!"
--Kelly

"I haven't chewed on a Barbie in a long time, okay?!"
--Kelly

"Oh, you eat Barbie feet, but your mom is the psychopath?!"
--Katie

"He's wrong! Look at that goatee, how can he be right?"
--Boyd

"I so want to play Benny, he's an evil little fuck."
--Matt

"My mittens are so cool!"
"No... no, they're really not. Please try again."
--Rick and Del

"Just Say Ho"
--Del's shirt

"He played the flute! He was a guy! I could have played the flute!"
--Katie

"Oh, and if I was an S&M whore, I'd have a lot of business..."
--Katie (who would like me to point out that she was being sarcastic here, even though I think everyone figured that out... just in case you're a bit dense, Katie is NOT an S&M whore. And if she was, you probably couldn't afford her anyway.)

"He'd probably be like, 'I know I was supposed to do something today...'"
"He wouldn't even do that, he'd just smoke some more pot..."
--Kelly and Katie

"He's like Roger Ventura: Pet Detective or something..."
--Kelly (Re: Kevin's weird tip-toe walking thing)