(So like... I wrote these all down, but forgot to attach names to them... sorry!)

"Hey!! My mittens match my website!"

"Suck my ass, bitch!"

"It's McEvilClown!"
"Hi, welcome to McEvilClown, can I take your evil order?"

"Yeah, pink and maroon go together like yogurt and dolphins!"

"Is it okay if I ask you guys a few questions?"
"Oh yeah, we're attention whores!"

"Um.. you put 50 cents in, and it gives you a soda?"
"Oh! Oh! A condom!"
"Dude.. I'm gonna try that sometime!!"

"Aah! You look like a giant ladybug!"
"Yes.. and now I'm going to excrete some yellow fluid in self-defense"

"RENT IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING GYM!!"

"Renata kept humping my leg!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Yes, you did.. but it's okay, you were warm"