"Did you just say that I deserve a fancy carrot?"
"*pause* I said 'Is it romantic yet?'!!"
-- Renata and Del

"Happy birthday Abdul!"
-- Del

"That guy's helmet makes him look like a penis."
"I think it makes him look like a Nazi."
"Hmmm, a Nazi penis on a motorcycle..."
-- Del and Megan

"Brass arrrrrrrrrrrr-madillo. With an eye patch!"
-- Del?

"Hey! There's a gift shop in the llama!"
-- Renata? (See... I write down the quotes, but not who said them. I'm bright like that.)

"Aaarrrr, I plundered the soda!"
-- Megan?

"Yeah, what about my enormolously large hat?!"
-- Megan

"In my comp II class *pause* Well, my comp II class for inbred chimps..."
-- Del

Del: "I went the the mall, and there were four stores *gets distracted by finger*"
Renata: "Wow, what a small mall..."
Del: "Aaaah, my pinkie malfunctions!"
Renata: "Your pinkie made muffins?!"
Megan: "No, she said her thinking malfunctions..."
Del: "No.. my pinkie... it malfunctions."

"Z! For ZORRO!"
"Actually, it's M! For MEGAN!"
-- Renata and Megan

"What do I have to do to get a cup that looks like a crayon??"
-- Renata

"I will SO owl slap you!"
-- Megan

"I wish Sirius' middle name was Lee..."
"I'm Sirius Lee Black!"
"No you aren't!!"
-- Del and Renata

"Hmm HMM!"
"WILD THING!"
-- Team Doom (Boyd, Megan, and Renata)

"Let's be logical Del... if Captain Planet wasn't there, how would the monkey get on your back?"
-- Renata (ever-logical)

"They're not blackberries! They're black conglomerates!"
"Sirius Lee Black conglomerates!"
-- Megan and Renata

"I didn't know NATO made pizza ovens!"
-- Renata

Del: "*ranting* APPARENTLY in Kansas City, you can't buy water ANYWHERE and only handicapped people can use the drinking fountains!"
Random guy walking by: *burst out laughing*
Del, Renata and Megan: *hide heads in embarrassment*

"Free the Kansas City Two!"
-- *shrug*

"Remember the flash!"
"It's like Remember the Alamo!"
-- Renata and Del

"Del, why are so you afraid of centaurs?"
"I was bitten by a centaur as a child."
-- Renata and Del

"Nose transfer!!"
-- Megan