"Dammit! Where's Jesus when you need fish and wine?!"
--Michelle

"I'm not going to eat Tinky Winky! Even I'm not that stupid!
--Megan, or maybe Elmo... does it really matter?

"Damn you blunt hippopotamus!!"
--Renata, or maybe Megan...

"I'm the king of the jungle!!"
"That's the third animal cracker fight you've had over kings of the jungle!"
--Renata and Elmo

"Aha! I've successfully defeated my other head!!"
--Megan, or maybe Renata or Elmo

Elmo: "What's that over there?"
Megan: "It looks like a person... but it's been there for an hour at least..."
Renata: "It looks like a trash can!"
Elmo: "Hey... is it tap dancing?"
--Incidentally, it turned out to be a "No Parking" sign...

"Yeaaah, we had an understudy Jesus."
--Megan

"Dude! Jesus is hot!"
--Elmo

"Guys! I made you a surprise! It's.... Mr. Waiting-In-Line-For-Rent Wheat Thins man!!"
--Michelle and the puppet she made out of a wheat thins box

"It's okay Renata, I still cheese you."
--Elmo

"Who's your herd?"
--Renata, to Curtis

"Curtis! You're our HERD!!"
--Megan

"Satan is dead sexy!"
--I have to assume Elmo

Megan and Renata: "Curtis! We made you an animal cracker Gordon while we were waiting in line this morning!"
Curtis: "Woooooow he looks better than I do!! *he puts it in the fold of his turtleneck collar*"
Renata: "But, BE CAREFUL WITH HIM!"
Megan: "Otherwise he'll break!"
Renata: "Like Roger!" *we both hang our heads*
Curtis: *concerned* "Roger broke??"
Megan and Renata: "Yeah, we crushed him in Renata's wallet at Hy Vee."
Curtis: "Awww, don't worry, I won't tell Christian."

"I wish I had a pointy torso!"
--Elmo

"If we're going to make an army of evil cats, we need to work together!!"
--Renata

"If you break its head off and turn it sideways, it looks like an angry toucan."
--Megan

"The legions of two-headed evil cats melted in the car."
--Renata

"Does your necklace say 'I cheese you Rfnata'?"
--Megan

"Leave it to Iowa City to have dysfunctional playbills..."
--Renata's Mom