I sent this earlier, but it didn't go through... maybe you'll get it twice now, who knows? Other than Trina. We stopped at the Cracker Barrel, and I got minty onion rings and minty pancakes, which were quite good, but the men's bathroom didn't have goat's milk lotion, so I was sad. Then I got the "I (cheese) RFNATA" necklace, then we went to Hancher and tried to go in, but the theatre!Nazis were being evil, and Renata's like, "Um, uh, he wants to get a hat." Then the theatre!Nazi glared and moved her eyes all shifty-like and she's like, "Well, I *guess* so..." so I went in and got a hat, and then we stood in the lobby listening to the preformance, but the Nazis started coming towards us, so we left. Then we went over by the river and sat, where Renata lost my pin, and then she interrogated a grasshopper, "Hey, did you steal Elmo's pin? ... Well, answer me, bitch! Oh, you've only got one leg." But then we found it stuck in the bench so it was all good. Then two guys came and sat by the river, and me and Renata argued over whether they were a couple or not. They were. I think. Then this girl came over and she's like, "Hey, are you Renata and Elmo?" and we're like, "Yeah, you must be Megan." and it was. She's so skippy. We read her school newspaper, and it had pictures of hot guys in it. He had Syphilis. Nevermind.

Then we went to the stage door and stalked people, and I got pictures with Matt and Christian and Josh, but I was scared of Josh, so I look a little nervous, but that's OK. He has nice abs. Then we were walking away and Brian Love came out and he was really nice and friendly and stuff, so we got pictures with him, and then we went to Megan's car and looked at BoyCrazy cards, most of which were ugly prepubescent guys, but a few of them were really hot. And then I took a picture of Megan's trunk. Then Renata's mom called and said "I'm here, dammit, get in the car!" or something to that effect. Then Renata was like, "Dammit! I forgot my jacket!" so we went and got it, then we got in the car and headed to the hotel. The roof sagged a foot down in the center, and a ladybug tried to kill us. I didn't sleep because Renata's mom snored, and Reid kept going "Frheeech..." and "Mrowr..." in his sleep, but other than that it was OK!

Then we woke up and got dressed, and headed back over to Hancher, where we met Megan who was right in front of us in line, and it was cool! So we waited and waited, and then we made evil two headed cats, and tried to take over the wo-... er, I mean, waited some more, and then I wanted to call Scott, but I didn't have his number, so I looked for a payphone, but the only one I could find didn't have a phonebook!! Waaaah!! And then I pointed out a hot guy, and he noticed me though, so it was really awkward, but I don't care, then later I did it again, and he noticed again, so it was even more awkward, but that's OK, and then I got into Megan's "My Little Pony" sleeping bag, and accidentally spilled pop on it, so we flipped it upside down. Then Renata's parents brought us breakfast, and it was good. Then we needed to use the restrooms, so we walked over to the theater building, and it was good. And then we came back and made Rent animals while listening to Rent, and then we waited.

My mind went blank from there, but next I remember we got tickets, and I was in seat 6, row two!! It was SO great!! Then we went to Megan's house, and Renata got bit by a cat. Then I tried to paint over my slutty pink nails with sparkly purple, but it wouldn't dry, so I just picked it all off. Then we went to Hy-Vee and got Chinese food, I got sushi, and fine then, I'm *not* a true vegetarian ::sneer:: but we had fun ::grin:: Then we went back to Hancher and ate, well, I ate in the car, but I watched them eat. Megan got rice in her sleeve.

I won't talk about the show too much, which came next, but I will point out key events. I saw Christian backstage in his sleeveless shirt, and it was yummy, and he has tattoos and it's great and he's so very very hot. And then the show started. It was wonderful, totally blew my mind. And then in La Vie Boheme, Christian sat down and his pants were awkwardly angled, so they looked tight and it was so cute, he's got nice thighs... and Josh was wearing this top that showed his stomach, and he has really nice abs... and him and Justin were like, all flirty, and I know it's part of the show but it was so sweet and Justin was playing with Josh's hair and it was soooo cute!!

Then the show was over... well, no it wasn't, but I'm done talking about it. Then we went to the stage door and stalked people again, and Christian was still wearing his sleeveless shirt and he was all sweaty from the show and he put his arm around me for a picture and he got deodorant on my shirt (high point of my life!) so I was sniffing it the entire way home, and it was good. I also got my picture with Curtis, who is soooooo cute and nice and fuzzy, and Brian remembered me from last night, so I was happy!! And then Renata did stuff with Curtis, like an interview thing, he's so cute! And then we said goodbye and got in the car, and went to eat, and it was good, but I didn't eat much, and then we were in the car and the entire time we talked about Rent, and I smelled all Christian-ish and it was just soooooooooooo fun!! And we got to Renata's house, unpacked, then we went to drop me off, and I concluded the best day of my life ^_^