"I wish I were a big black woman with SOUL!"
--*nina*

"What are you going to do after Rent?"
"I'm going to eat lots and lots of ice cream!"
--Somebody, I think *nina*, and Jake Manabat

"What can I get for you?"
"I don't know! I don't like coffee... but I want some coffee!"
--Lady at Starbucks and Katie B.

"Where's Megan?"
--Approximately 5 million people, upon meeting Renata

"Yeah, but it's good doom."
--Renata, RE: Bart's Bag O' Doom

"You know what, this is the completely wrong parking garage..."
--Kelly

"If Jeremy Kushnier had a wife, you would be BLANK of her..."
"Jealous!"
--Renata and Katie

"I'm a Taboo allstar!"
--Renata

"I don't need you, you and your pennies!"
--Renata, refusing Rick's pennies

"So, we should ask Matt 'What are some traits you find attractive in the opposite sex?'"
"Let's just hope he doesn't say 'Blonde hair and blue eyes'!"
"Ooh, I hope he does! If Stefanie won't have me, maybe Matt will!"
--Katie, Kelly, and Rick thinking up questions for Katie and Kelly's Matt interview; funnier if you realize that Katie and Kelly both have dark hair and dark eyes, whilst Rick is the perfect All-American, blonde and blue-eyed genetic freak

"Hi! Hey, how's it going? Fine, ignore me, ignore me like everyone else, I don't need love, I'm just a HEAD!"
--John